2/8/07

Okay, this was priceless. I work in a bank in a rural area inTexas. The drive -thru window is very well-lit. A car pulled in and I turned on the microphone to assist two guys who were rummaging through their wallets trying to find their paperwork.

Guy 1: "Hey, sexy, how's about you give me a roll of quarters for this twenty." Um....ok. Can he count?

I told him a roll was ten dollars.

Guy 2: :Well, how about instead if you just take this twenty and buy yourself a red lace bra so next time we come through here, you will be wearing it for us."

I sooo wanted to grab his twenty.

By then, these lovely gentlemen were holding up the line. I told them that if they weren't going to conduct bank business, they needed to leave. They screeched through the drive -thru and went away, and the best I can assume is that the camera outside has them on record if they come by again.