i pulled out of the lot, drove a block, stopped at a red light & justhappened to glance in the rearview mirror. saw a disgusting sloth ofa man making disgusting motions with his tongue. glared and screamedat him in the mirror. picked up phone and pretended to call someonewho would presumably swoop down from the sky and kill him (spiderman,why cant you be real?). continued driving & glaring & fake-talking.stopped at the next red light where he kept making the tongue motionsin the lane next to mine. made a note of his license plate and madesure to mouth it clearly into the phone. he drove off at a snail'space. i drove off behind him at a slower pace, not wanting to befollowed by him. he finally pulled off to the side of the road as ifhe was going to stop. i put the pedal to the medal and put twotraffic lights and a highway between me and him. if i see him again,i will mosdef call the cops and do everything i can to track down hisidentity. creep.