I was looking through my mail when two (insert religion here) (they had badges and were dresed in the same way all their missionaries dress) came up to me and asked me if I knew where John Doe was. yeah, like I'm going to tell a complete stranger where someone lives, even if I knew, which I didn't. I was trying to look through my mail, so I said 'No, I don't know' in a normal tone of voice.

'So, do you want to come to our church?'
'No, I'm (insert different religious background).'
'Do you have any friends who would want to come to our church?'
'No.' (It's true, my roommate is Catholic and has a church. I don't know anyone else who would want to go to a church.)
'Well, you should give us a smile at least.'

I look up from my mail, which I've tried to sort through three times by now and look at them properly. Why do I feel like I'm being hassled by a sleaze in a bar?

'Are you kidding me?'
'Hey, why are you so angry?'
'Because you told me to smile while I'm looking in my mailbox. Why would I do that? Look (grins maniaclally into mailbox by way of a demonstration.) That would be insane. Also, it pisses me off the way you assumed everyone is going to be up for going to church. Not everyone is up for going to church. But mostly, because you can see I'm doing something.'
'Yeah, but why are you so angry?'
'For the reasons I just said. Because you made me angry.'

I mean, the (insert religion here)!!Don't they have better things to do?